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In breaking news, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has cancelled her world tour in order to assist those in need from the throne of the most powerful country in the world.
Clinton, who had recently been in Hawaii, states that she is cancelling the remainder of her Pacific tour in order to man the home front and assist where needed in light of Haiti’s recent natural disaster.
Prior to cancelling her tour, Hillary had promised that US forces would maintain best efforts in assisting the devastated Haitian region in its rebuilding and healing.
God bless to the victims of Haiti’s earthquake and hopefully help really is on the way.
For you to do your part, you can text the following numbers to their respective carriers and donate a few dollars to help sustain the life that has survived in the devastated area:
Text the word “ Yele” to 501501 to donate $5
On behalf of the Yéle Foundation, the leading contributor to rebuilding Haiti founded by Wyclef Jean
Text the word “ Haiti” to 85944 to donate $5
On behalf of the Rescue Union Mission and MedCorp International
Text the word “ Haiti” to 25383 to donate $5
On behalf of the Internal Rescue Committee
Text the word “ Haiti” to 90999 to donate $10
On behalf of the Red Cross in the U.S.
Text the word “ Haiti” to 45678 (In Canada Only)
On behalf of the Salvation Army in Canada
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Right now I’m speechless.
That man is a disgusting piece of shit!!
Agree x infinity.
WOW. That explains why I got laid off in ‘09…that pact I made with the devil back in ‘92 came back to haunt me!
I guess he’s going to ignore everything that happened to Haiti before the French left.
Like, you know, the island’s indigenous population being almost completely obliterated. Or the French and Spanish splitting the island like a lunch tab. And then there’s the actual oppression of the slave population by the French that led to the actual revolt in question.
Pat Robertson, another member of the Retire or Die Club. The sooner the better…
I think the problem is that Pat cant read,Praise the Lord!!
Did you see the chick next to him uncomfortably smiling and nodding?
I imagine that she was formulating a list in her head of people she’s going to send her resume to as soon as the broadcast is over.
About 35 years ago I lived in a house with 8-12 friends(hippys). We would get up on sunday mornings and smoke dope and watch the tele-evangalists,what a trip. It was funnier than saturday night live.
I did this too! Except I never lived on a commune – I kind of missed that, although I know a lot of people who did it.
Ernest Angely was my favorite.
“YOU ARE HEALED!!!”
Then he’d smack them really, really hard on the forehead and move on to the next victim.
I think what I really loved about him was that everything about him was fake – his hair, his heavy makeup, his suits had HUGE padded shoulders…oh Joey, you bring back memories.
Even though you are obviously MUCH older than I.
Old Ernie is still saving the sinners,he’s even got a web site. My favorite will always be Tammy Faye Baker, I think it was the makeup. The seventys were pretty brutal,so I’m not really sure how old I am.
The answer is “Very, very old.”
Get a Sharpie and write that on the waistband of your tights.
And we are a couple of rat bastids for being goofy on such a serious blog post.
I’m blaming you.
Only a minor detail, but I find it interesting that he doesn’t even have the very basic facts right. It wasn’t Napoleon III. It was Napoleon Bonaparte. The first Napoleon. But anyways, just a tiny little thing with all the other crap he says. Can’t believe he really said it. And actually means it.