Australia’s government-sponsored internet filter has taken its could-be power to the next level: banning certain types of pornography.
Two of the biggest offenders? Porn featuring small-chested women and porn depicting female ejaculation. The main reason for outlawing pornos featuring women with itty-bitty titties is for a more pure reason that banning ejaculation scenes: flat-chested women can be aligned with child pornography and could encourage pedophilia.
That’s just … great.
The Aussie government is also trying to ban female ejaculation, citing the following two reasons:
1) That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines or
2) Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.
As far as “golden showers”, evidently Australia has never heard of fetish porn. Not that I’m into golden showers … that’s kind of a turn-off to me, but hey: whatever your pleasure, I guess. But what’s so “abhorrent” about female ejaculation? I mean, how is it really any different than a male spouting his spend? Is it because women are supposed to be virginal, Puritan-esque creatures that only serve the purpose of sex for men?
Well, we’ll just have to see what happens with all of this, I suppose.
Incidentally, I’ve never “ejaculated.” At least, I don’t think so. If I have, I’ve never noticed, nor has it been brought to my attention. Is this something for really-real?
“Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction”
For once, I’m speechless.
Same here. I have nothing positive to say about porn at the best of times, but really….this is completely outrageous to me.
What in the hell is “female ejaculation”??? I’ve never even heard of such a thing.
I have on 3 occasions been brought to “female ejaculation” through oral sex. It’s real. It’s not pee. :D From what I understand, female ejaculate is composed of the same stuff male ejeculate has- minus the sperm. Glands near the urethra which are the equivalent of prostate gland in men (which helps create male ejaculate), are said to be where it squirts from. The reason behind the UK amd Australia banning it is because female ejaculate hasn’t been studied enough to verify it exists. So they assume it’s pee. The thing is, it’s such a rare occurance, it’s something nearly impossible to study. Maybe those porn stars who squirt regularly should lend a hand to science :)
Dr. Dean Edell said it is urine,there is no receptacle other than a bladder for that type of volume. All female mammals will pass urine when sexually climaxing. It does appear to be urine to me.
Joey, can you tell the difference from peeing as opposed to ejaculating? Women who squirt would like you to know they are not peeing. It’s an orgasmic throbbing gush, with no feeling of tingly pee release…
No need for embarrassment,I always took it as part of the fun and a bit of a compliment. I have encountered it three times,two of the gals said that it was not urine,one of them said it was,all three said it was a different sensation than urinating. I’ve been investigating on the web,and the majority say its not,but not all. Some say it is urine mixed with pherones,one site called it climaxial incontinence. Who knows? I have seen it as quite a volume,and that would need a receptacle of some sort. It’s all good,who cares!
I find it rather annoying that you assume to know what happens in a woman’s body by reading random things on the internet and one girl you were with said she peed on you. You got peed on that doesn’t mean you know what happens during female ejaculation, it means you were complemented to a golden shower yourself.
Oh it’s real, and definatly not pee (colorless, and odorless, and, yes, I did smell it, cuz the first time I thought I did pee!) I can, and have “squirted”, with a lot of clitoral stimulation, and it is really intense.
Aye, same here! It was very disconcerting the first time it happened, and I really thought it was urine, but there was far too much of it, and it didn’t smell at all.
Oh, and to Ash, good for you!
Female ejaculation in porn tends to be piss! Look some up if you’d like to confirm for yourself. Porn folks have said as much, as well.
Damn. Looks like I can’t be an Australian porn star.
Thee and me, Erin.
Another door slammed in my face.
All because of being boobically challenged.
Life is so damn unfair at times :(
I can squirt if I choose every time my partner and I make love, and I go pee before I come to bed, so there is nothing in my bladder. I typically soak 3-6 folded towels, have been known to have multiple squirting sessions, and sometimes a steady slow stream for hours. It is as stated above, clear and odorless…I use white towels, they are never coloured in any way. I can also deliberately induce it using my kegel muscles, but usually only if I am aroused. I can withhold it to a certain point until I can feel climax coming and can’t hold it anymore. I have been known to shoot it up to 3 meters and it sprays all around my partners fingers, directly from my vagina. After I have squirted, I can stand continued stimulation, and the longer the stimulation is continued, the faster I produce it to replace it (which is how I soak 6 towels, that’s usually over an hour or more). This has the interesting side effect of taking a while to stop after the stimulation ceases, meaning I get “aftershocks” with climatic feelings and vaginal squirting at odd intervals for a while after, as production exceeds requirements and forces release. Of note is my partner is always down the business end, and can tell when I am about to squirt because a large sac which begins swelling on stimulation reaches a certain point and cannot swell anymore- my partner then feels the muscles around the sac relax, the sac deflate and then depending on continued stimulation rapidly refill.
I read a book recently by a female gynacologist who had only ever had clitoral orgasms (much more intense but much shorter) who claimed it was not possible- I would be happy to prove her wrong but I believe she is straight :P I think the closest I have heard to acceptance in mainstream culture is “tantric sex” during which a woman can orgasm for hours. It is in general, a more relaxing and calm orgasm, although it can be intense if the stimulation is. For female ejaculation, excellent Kegel muscle strength is ESSENTIAL, and alternating between using your kegels to pull away from the stimulation and push towards will bring it on faster as well as strengthen you for next time. When you pull away, encourage your partner to follow you, so pressure is even throughout. Practice using your kegels EVERYDAY, while peeing is a good time, practice stopping the flow til you can turn it on and off like a tap. Then, go urinate before making love, so you are not frightened of urinating, make sure your partner is enthusiastic about it, lay down towels to protect the bed and focus on gentle but firm vaginal stimulation, pushing at a 90 degree angle, as if towards your belly button. Warning: you will only be able to achieve it if you are 100% sure and truly believe your partner your partner will enjoy it- because it tends to be projectile when you are starting out and learning to control it, your partner and the bed/room will probably get soaked. It’s definitely not for everyone, just like most women don’t like sperm in the face, make 100% sure your partner is ok with your ejaculate spraying on them, you have just urinated so you can guarantee them it will not be urine (they will feel it flood around their fingers anyway.) Alternate your (strengthened) kegels to the 2 extremes with continuous gentle pressure and it will happen for you.
I think you need a hobby,no wait,you’ve got one! Kegel flexing!
OK, Now I’m speechless.
Um… Holy FUCK!?
Heh, that was my thought too.
I got the giggles, reading this.
More power to you, if that’s what you’re into :)
Oh my God. I…….wow.
I am exactly the same way, and it is an amazing way to live. I learned how to make myself squirt on my own a few years ago now it happens every time pretty much.
Go Alli! Let the dry ones mock, you and I know the value of irrigation! ;)
I tell ya one thing,I’m not going to beat a joke to death,but there’s got to be about ten good names for punk bands in this thread.
C’mon, just do it!
Frightened of Urinating.
Vaginal Squirting at Intervals.
How did you not list The Flexing Kegels?
A friend of mine came up with a good band name the other day, and reading ash’s post reminded me of it: The Talented Orifices.
The Flexing Kegels,lol for daze!
I don’t agree AT ALL with not depicting women with small breasts. A woman looks like a woman, big tits or no. If they are going that route, why not forbid clean shaven vajays so it doesn’t look pre-pubescent? I’ve known many girls who bagan developing breasts at age 9, having a full rack by the time they were 11. Breasts do not a woman make.
But I digress- I don’t really care about the fate of porn in foreign countries. Or this one for that matter.
I don’t think American porn is in jeopardy of losing it’s flair anyways- a judge recently ruled that condoms do not have to be used on porn sets. I think the main rule is no animals and you must be at least 18…
And yes I’m offended because I’m an A cup when not lactating. Was I obvious in my post that I’m flat chested? Haha!
I am kind of curious about that, too. I was a larger bra size than most women before I even had my period (please, no hating, it wasn’t exactly my decision.) Like you said, breasts do not a woman make. Boobies comes in all shapes and sizes but I’m fairly certain the vast majority of grown women have pubic hair, and all kinds of other body hair. So if their real concern was about pedophilia, you’d think that would be a much bigger issue.
This thread is so gross!
I quite enjoyed it,but I’m a dirty old man!
Female ejaculation is real, and although it does apparently originate from the bladder, it isn’t really urine because it contains far less urea, and also consists of, as stated above, semen type substences (except the sperm)
As for the small breasted woman ban, I find that horribly offencive, there are so many differences between small breasted woman and children, and what does this say to woman who happen to have small breasts; that we aren’t “real” woman, that we just children, that weon’t have the right to excercise our sexuality?
What does this say to large chested woman?
If they are going to ban female ejaculation, shouldn’t they also bad male ejaculation, or at least copious amounts of male ejaculate, especially when used in what are arguably demeaning ways?
Until I was with a guy who was not Australian years ago, I was always embarrassed about the odd time I ejaculated. Because the odd Aussie guy (girls don’t seem that fazed by it; I am certainly not) would make a detrimental comment to me about it. Other nationalities seem less fazed. Canadians love it – it must be pleasantly warming on a cold winters day!
I remember a vile bastard I used to live with was bitching about one of his sex buddies and I said, “mate, she is really pretty, she could do much better than you.”
And he laughed “nah, she’s a squirter. She’s not going anywhere.”
I think because many Aussie guys want girls to be SO feminine they are a bit disturbed by anything they count as masculine, like female ejaculation, hairy armpits or, like, unexpected peni.
So *that’s* why all the guys I know claim Canadians are loved down under…
I know! imagine my suprise when i blow this lovely man and he then says ‘now its your turn’! Hardly any Aussie guys will do that.
many of them are terrified of the pussy. Except for the sensitive ones which I am just not attracted to. But even the butchest Canadian guys are such softies! they use words like ‘like’ and ‘love’. I am practically in a lesbian relationship with my husband!
“I am practically in a lesbian relationship with my husband!”
My fiance is the same way. He tells me he loves me about six times a day. And sometimes, he just wants to cuddle.
I like to cuddle too,especially after large amounts of ejaculation,God I love this site!
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