JLH talks about decking her vadge with Swarovski crystals ’cause … that’s how she rolls. I’ll be honest: I started watching the interview with her and George Lopez on the appropriately-named Lopez Show (I also didn’t really realize how funny this guy can actually be, so bonus points, there) and I thought it was cute for the first thirty seconds. Until she started talking about her famed “booty” and stating that 2010 would be “all about the booty.” I mean, we get it, we get it: JLH has a rotund ass. It’s cool and it’s great and she’s NOT overweight or fat or unhealthy, before thin-equals-health advocates start spouting off their bullshit — she looks just fine. She’s hot, got a nice bod and eats what she wants. If she were as intelligent as some other actresses in Hollywood, she might be the It Girl … once more.

However, what really threw me off was when she said she “vajazzled” her va-jay-jay. You know, like, the bedazzler? The rhinestones that people punch through their jeans in order to look all eighties-retro? Hewitt claims that a “friend” of hers applied Swarovski crystals to her vagina. Like, for real.

Is there some kind of trend I’m missing out on, or is JLH trying to maintain a level of relevancy that’s just way beyond “vajazzling”?

7 Responses to “Although She Feels Her Body is No Longer a Wonderland, Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a Vadge Like a Disco Ball”

1. Sydney says:

   January 14, 2010 at 9:32 am

   “Vajazzling”? You have got to be kidding me.

   I can think of about a million better places to put Swarovski crystals than on your hooha. And I don’t even like jewelry all that much.

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2. Alzaetia says:

   January 14, 2010 at 10:12 am

   *shrug* Sounds fun. I mean, in a temporary way. I can’t imagining trying to wear jeans with a jeweled vag…

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3. Erin says:

   January 14, 2010 at 4:28 pm

   Bahahaha that’s hilarious!! Forget lingerie, spend your money on vagewels!

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6. rvh says:

   January 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm

   I just… ??? Like, whaaaat? Seriously? That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. I can’t IMAGINE a “friend” of mine suggesting that it would be a real pick-me-up if she came over and glued some crystals on my box. Sometimes you have to really think about what celebrities say and you realise that it’s so far removed from reality that it’s borderline terrifying. What a mental picture…

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7. AL says:

   January 17, 2010 at 12:02 pm

   i luv the taste of Swarovski in the morning.

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