Jul 10, 2009 at 01:30 pm by Maria-Mercedes

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Oh dear, it appears that our Eternal Savior, President Obama has created quite a stir when a photo captured him and French President Nicolas Sarkozy allegedly checking out a young lady’s posterior. Naturally this caused some conservative bloggers’ heads (see above, via Drudge) to explode, particularly because it turned out that the girl in question was only 16 years old (insert “well-the-Republicans-would-be-cool-with-it-if-she-was-a-16-year-old-boy-in-a-Furrie-costume” joke here). Sigh. Well, who knows if Obama, our presidential equivalent of Joe Cool, actually was actually trying to catch a glimpse of this underage girl’s bum. The folks at Good Morning America thought of this novel idea to look at the video footage of the same photo-op where the Ogglegate photo was taken and found that maybe Obama wasn’t checking this girl out and instead was just being totally boring and just helping some other lady down the steps. Now, Sarkozy on the other hand…

Hahaha! I could laugh at this video all day. Who does Sarkozy think he is? Silvio Berlusconi? Sarkozy is so earnestly playing into the French stereotype here that I am surprised he didn’t show up to the photo-op wearing a jaunty beret and holding a baguette over his shoulder while twirling a mustache with his other hand. I can just imagine him thinking, “Hoh hoh hoh! Zat eez one cul magnifique! So what if I am married to supermodel? French man must take just un peu peek!” Get it together Sarkozy! You could stare at butts all day once the cameras have packed up and left. Just cool it, dude. But thanks for taking the attention away from Obama and providing me with some much-needed humor.

To be honest, I feel kinda bad for this girl. She is only 16 and according to the link posted above, she is pretty active in community organizing. She was probably so excited to be going to the G8 summit and now she has to deal with hundreds of men who are old enough to be her father talk about how great her ass is. Weren’t we all so awkward about our bodies when we were 16?

Anyways, no one is paying attention to any real news that is coming out of the G8 summit because we are a nation sex-scandal-starved monsters who would rather be talking about butts. The end.

24 Responses to “Obama, Sarkozy Allegedly Bum-Oggle At G8 Summit”

  1. JorgeMacD says:

    Ha ha ha come on

    seriously?

    Turning to help someone down the stair is PERFECT COVER for checkin out dat ass. It’s what any real man would do–you don’t just ogle, you cover. Sarkozy clearly doesn’t care, because he’s Sarkozy and he doesnt HAVE to care.

  2. Juliana says:

    Aw… don’t be so mean to Sarkozy… men are just men…. really…

  3. Rhonda says:

    I don’t have an issue with it. Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t. The girl has a cute butt and she’s wearing a tight dress, don’t try and tell me she didn’t realize that guys would check it out. The age of consent in Italy is 14 if memory serves so it’s not like it would be illegal for a 16 year old girl and a 47 year old man to date even if it’s kinda yucky to most people.

    I’m also betting she’s a good deal more secure about her body than the average American teen. Most people here call 16 year olds kids but in most of Europe she’d be referred to as a young woman. Kids in Europe just mature earlier, they make decisions about their academic paths earlier and legal ages for things like sex, drinking, smoking, and so on tend to be much younger than in the states.

  4. Alzaetia says:

    His eyes didn’t follow her ass. They stayed in the same place the whole time. It looked like he was watching the step so he could help the other girl down the stairs.
    So, he’s obviously very good at checking out ass while seeming like he’s not. That’s classy.
    I like having a President with some class. Too bad about France…

  5. Merc says:

    At first I thought it was a cover, but no, Obama is legitimately helping the other woman down the stairs. Good for him. He’s so respected and admired that every action is scrutinized, but once again he shows he really is as great as we think he is.

  6. Megan says:

    I hate how conservative media crucifies figures like Obama while simultaneously bitching about how a field day would have been made out of it if this was Bush. If this isn’t a field day then what is? It’s a hell of a convenient photograph, but you KNOW that even if the conservative media actually viewed the footage, they’d ignore it just to get the chance to tell the believing public that Obama is a pervert.

    Yes, I believe that a big deal would have been made out of this if it was Bush, but I believe it would have been more of a joke and not taken such a nasty tone. I made my elderly parents some banana bread today and was appalled by some of the comments that Sean Hannity was making on the ever-playing talk radio at their house (my grandparents are rabid Rush Limbaugh devotees).

    • Merc(edes) says:

      Rush is one of the stupidest people ever. I think even his fellow Republicans know that, but they’re too scared to anger their Master.

      • Megan says:

        Admittedly, my grandma will sometimes roll her eyes at Rush. But my grandpa eats up everything he says. I don’t understand it. In all other aspects of life, they are just sweet and caring old people. But then when it comes to politics…. I’m going to college to become a teacher, but my grandpa denounced my dream because “All teachers are liberals.” =_=
        That’s not even a generalization that makes sense to me.

        • Rhonda says:

          Well teachers generally give a crap about other people and republicans generally don’t. I see where he’s coming from.

        • Merc says:

          Yeah, it’s funny how they all eat it up even though he’s not even an elected politician! He’s just some loser with a microphone whose ego is as big as his waist (normally I don’t make fun of people who are a bit bigger but this guy thinks he’s like Jesus’ brother and deserves it). He’ll take anything Obama says or any good democratic idea and completely go against it just for the purpose of disagreeing.
          Maybe what Rush needs is a good spanking from a teacher to put him back in line.

  7. Syd says:

    Doesn’t look like it. And if he is, I have very little issue. Looking is a far cry from touching. Or even leaning out the window of a car and screaming ‘hey baby!’ I’m all for finding some proof that Obama is the anti-Christ (seriously, been waiting for legit evidence for years…step it up people), but a maybe-oogle that probably didn’t happen is not evidence. At most, it’s cause for Michelle Obama to say ‘you’re sleeping with the ghosts in Lincoln’s bedroom tonight.’

    Also, you ‘feel sorry for this girl?’ Someone LOOKING at a girl is rarely the catalyst for her social and professional life falling apart. If any issue is present, it’s the media, putting up pictures like this saying ‘HEY, OBAMA THINKS JAILBAIT ASS IS HOT, CHECK OUT HER JAILBAIT ASS!’ If people stopped having a frenzy over it, you know what the effect on her life would be? Nothing. People look at me every day, and I’m sure a few even look at my ass. And yet, my life is not in ruins. My self esteem doesn’t hurt, no one ever calls me out on it. Yeah, I feel sorry for her: sorry that people care more about her stupid ass and are using her as a cheap ‘defame Obama’ tool than what actually went on at this summit.

  8. JoRi says:

    I do not think OBAMA is scoping that butt.
    But at 16 she is legal in Europe AND SHE DOES HAVE A GREAT BUTT.
    So what if he was.

  9. Chuck says:

    If this is what people are criticizing Obama about, he’s got no worries!

  10. Kevinisstupid says:

    Good god I hope no one told Michelle… I assume not because we don’t have President Biden yet.

  11. Luci says:

    jajaj, poor obama!
    im sure he was being completely unintentional, but when you’re a president, nothing is spared!

  12. joan says:

    Dang I’m all disappointed, I came over here from evilbeet because I thought it was gonna be Obama and the French guy dissing some homeless people! (ala Dave Chappelle… “get it together grouch! get a job, grouch!”

  13. Meagan says:

    Who cares if he WAS checking out her ass? I’d be too, if I were a guy…

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