Comments on: Wanda Sykes Performing at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

By: thatLisa

thatLisa — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:03:55 +0000

ugh, lucky. Art teacher? Maybe go for it. They seem to be the easiest prey. :) I had no hot teachers this semester, so I was forced to become obsessed with a normal looking dude.

Man I love teachers.

By: thatLisa

thatLisa — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:02:17 +0000

“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.”

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”

“When you buy a box of Ritz crackers, on the back of the box, they have all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. “Try it with turkey and cheese. Try it with peanut butter.” But I like crackers man, that’s why I bought it, ’cause I like crackers! I don’t see a suggestion to put a Ritz on top of a Ritz. I didn’t buy them because they’re little edible plates! You’ve got no faith in the product itself.”

By: thatLisa

thatLisa — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:00:19 +0000

Mitch Hedberg is THE SHIT :)

I think some of the roasts are funny…. like my idol, Bea Arthur, during the Pam Anderson roast? Awesomeness.

By: Abbi

Abbi — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:52:32 +0000

That’s not even it! I understand the jokes completely. They just don’t make me laugh. And the comedians always talk in that annoying “I think i’m funny voice”…

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:31:03 +0000

I have the hottest painting instructor EVER.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:29:53 +0000

Well a lot of it is really referential humor, so if you haven’t followed the career of the person being roasted you’re not going to understand most of the jokes.

By: thatLisa

thatLisa — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:29:00 +0000

haha Mercedes. When I was in high school, I wanted to have sex with my teacher sooooooo badly. Best thing was– he was my religion teacher. Thank you Catholic schooling.

By: Mercedes

Mercedes — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:23:39 +0000

Just to be clear, I put that comment here b/c she’s talked about teachers being overpaid and stuff.

By: Mercedes

Mercedes — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:22:29 +0000

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SCIENCE TEACHER SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!

Oh, that feels soo good to get off my chest. Thank you anonymous blogging website.

By: Abbi

Abbi — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:18:28 +0000

Kevin, I’ll knife you.