Looking for a way to dazzle your house guests? Want a creative way to show that you’re courteous, conscientious and neat? A new product hits the market for the professional working girl. Or guy.
It’s called the Cockbib and its name is not a marketing tool with a clever play on words. Quite the opposite: it cleverly markets your tool.
Effective June 1st, you can order your very own Cockbib at CockbibCrazy.com. They start at $12.99 USD and can be purchased with a major credit card or via PayPal.
According to its website, the Cockbib was inspired by the creator’s “beautiful wife,” which must obviously translate into: slobbery, salivating woman who’s going to be pretty pissed that her techniques (and troubles) were divulged to the vast regions of cyberspace. This dude is probably in the doghouse as we speak, but have no fear: he’s more than likely got enough Cockbibs to knit and embroider himself a pretty quilt for those chilly nights alone.
Screw Jared — because when you care to give the very best, think of Cockbib. Why? In the eloquent phrasing of its creator, “if it ain’t a Cockbib, it ain’t shit.”