May 02, 2009 at 12:31 pm by Sarah Taylor-Spangenberg

berlusconiAccording to an article written regarding Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi, the wife’s pissed and she’s not going to take it anymore.  Berlusconi’s new camp is allegedly claiming the desire to be comprised of running mates who are showgirls, celebrities and models alike.  AKA, all big-breasted females with shiny teeth.

Mr. and Mrs. Berlusconi, who have made no bones about public argument in the past, have addressed this new bump in the road as something “being put on for the entertainment of the emperor.”  In other words, complete bullshit.

However, it appears that there is some truth to the grinding rumor mill; a more famous female candidate did make it through to the “next round.”  Veronica Lario, one of the Prime Minister’s alleged hand picks claims:

“…Behind the facade of curvaceous feminine beauty, what is even more serious is (Mr Berlusconi’s) impudence and lack of reserve” she continued, it offends “the credibility of all women.”

It sounds to me that the Italian Prime Minister simply wants to surround himself (and his new reign) with as many beautiful women as he could possibly muster.  It sounds like an under-wraps harem, to be quite frank.  Mrs. Berlusconi read the article published by Lario and the idea not only threatened her, but filled her with rage. This caused another legendary row between the Italian Prime Minister and his trophy Angelina-lookalike wife.

Italian PM Berlusconi is currently denying all allegations of cherry-picking the most eligible female bachelorettes and sticks to his guns that he is, quote, “seeking people… who are cultured and well-prepared”.

If big boobs and no brains equal cultured, I guess I’m in for a world of hurt if I ever decide to run for office in Italy.

14 Responses to “She’s Just Your “Average Female””

  1. noid_droid says:

    Finally Europe! Thanks Sarah. :D

  2. Big Daddy says:

    Mrs. Berlusconi might be a cougar, but she is freaking HOT! Mr. B. is a lucky man! I guess yaw’ll are turning me into a feminist! I find the comment about having big boobs and a little brain equaling cultured very stereotypical and offensive. I have personally know a lot of women with really big boobs that were very smart and very skilled! They tend to be very athletic and agile too. I have seen them get ahold of a pole and swing around it like nobodys bidness…. And do the splits all at the same time… Can you do that? It takes lots of skills and years of practice.. I think they need to add “pole swinging” to the next Olympics in the gymnastics competitions… I guess I need to go visit Europe. Maybe there I can get away from the creepy Burger King guy and the square butt girls!

    • Sarah says:

      Not all women who have big boobs are morons. Just the ones that Berlusconi’s “not choosing” for his cabinet running-mates. At least according to his wife, anyway, but she’s probably a little biased.

  3. noid_droid says:

    Berlusconi is known idiot. I pity his wife, she has to put up with it.

  4. noid_droid says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8031520.stm
    They are to divorce! Finita la comedia!

  5. noid_droid says:

    My food is not Finish :P

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