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Fans of The Real Housewives of New York, tentatively rejoice! Bravo has sent out a sent a casting notice for the show’s third season, which means that someone just might be leaving the cast. Contract negotiations haven’t started for the upcoming season, so it’s anyone’s guess as to who will be back on the show, but judging by the fans’ sour reactions to new housewife and jerk extraordinaire Kelly Bensimon (coupled with Jill Zarin’s suggestion that Kelly should hit the road), producers may be searching for a Kelly replacement.
If so, good riddance, because Kelly came off as a condescending, delusional monster. She was unbearable to watch, from her egg-shaped bizarro implants, to her constant regurgitation of her lackluster resume, to her inane conversation with “Max,” her “special friend” on the show.
If you think you’d make a better housewife than Kelly, you have a shot to appear on the show if you fit the following criteria:
“Are you a woman living in one of the most exclusive areas of New York who has to juggle their career, home life, and a jam-packed social calendar full of charity fund-raising galas, vHampton parties and nights on the New York social scene?”
I don’t know about you but that sounds just like me.
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I hate Kelly x1000
Oh and you used a picture of the Real Housewives of OC, not NY.
I HATED Kelly. I loved how in the Reunion Show she was like “I am just sooo over all of this, let’s talk about something more interesting…” then all the other women were just staring at her like “uh, Kelly…you know this is the REUNION SHOW where we talk about what happened and not the TED Conference riiight??”. Totally delusional, I hope she hits the road. The other women aren’t much better, but they are at least tolerable.
Also, you know the pic is of the OC Housewives right? Not that it really matters, they are all the same just in different cities. I think I need help to stop watching this show, I know too much…
whoops, thatLisa beat me too it.
I wish they would kick that phony Countess off especially since she’s getting a divorce and will no longer be able to be demand that people call her “countess”.
she gets to keep her title. And they are known for having single women on the show (Bethenny, Kelly). LuAnn sometimes annoys me, but occasionally I like her.
Oh yeah, and I have a Bravo problem.
Too bad Samantha Jones isn’t real, she sounds perfect for this role.