Apr 14, 2009 at 10:03 pm by Sasha

Osama Bin Laden Sperm in DocMorris Condom Ad Pictures Photos

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Mao Zedong Sperm in DocMorris Condom Ad Pictures Photos

This series of German condom ads has been making the Internet rounds this week. The ads, by advertising agency Grey Worldwide in support of DocMorris Pharmacy, imply that if your dude slips one past the goalie, you may be creating the next Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler or Mao Zedong. Hey, at least they know enough to blame the father, right?

Mostly, I’m surprised that they used Communist leader Mao Zedong in there. German students must smoke way less weed before history class than American students. I think they used him because he has a distinctive mole (in keeping with the Hitler ’stache and the Osama turban), but when I first looked at these ads I was like, “Who’s that in the last one? Sarah Jessica Parker?” Props to you, Germans, for knowing your historical villains and their corresponding moles. Now keep your dicks wrapped up so an American gets to start the next world war.

5 Responses to “Use a Condom, or Your Child May Be Hitler”

  1. July says:

    Well, ’bout an American starting the next WW…. kind of already happend!

  2. JorgeMacD says:

    That comment is so ignorant it hurts. Anyway, I love the ad campaign, and I’m so glad they included Mao!

  3. Chuck says:

    I thought the last one was the North Korean leader at first. Didn’t notice the mole.

  4. sil says:

    It’s so unfair to compare Mao Zedong with Hitler

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