7 Inches In Heaven?

Sick and tired of your EHarmony membership?  Attracting complete freaks in the personals ad in your local area?  Snubbed by your Aunt Melba’s blind date attempt?  Fear no more: the latest innovation in online dating has arrived!

At the office today, while I was sifting through my website reader and checking out some news,  I happened across a website called 7orBetter.com.  Completely intrigued simply by the name, I clicked on the link and there I found the newest form of online dating.  Ladies (or men, whatever your persuasion), this one’s all you.

Their logo, which doesn’t mince any words or leave any room for theoretical interpretation, simply states “Where Size Does Matter.”

Had  I a penis, it’d probably be shrieking in fear and shriveling in my tight-fit pants as we speak.  How… embarrassing.  Their logo should be “helping shoddy-looking, well-endowed males connect with women who don’t care about who they are, what they can emotionally offer, the size of their bank accounts — only the pork they’re packing.”

I have to say, from my previous experiences, the tail of the whale doesn’t necessary dictate the motion of the ocean.  I can also personally say that bigger is not always better.  I can also contradict that statement by saying that I did have a boyfriend, way back in the day, with whom sex was like a Pap smear with a wet Q-tip.  In retrospect, I can conclude that yes, where size does matter to an extent, it’s not the sole feature that I, personally, look for in a man.

Research shows that average penis size in a full-grown, post-pubescent man is approximately 5.1 to 5.9 inches.  Some women would question, is 7 inches really asking too much?

7 or Better claims they take the guesswork out of dating.  7 or better is, reportedly, about finding the person you really want.  7 or Better: humiliating and intimidating short short men since 2009.



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23 thoughts on “7 Inches In Heaven?

  1. I have to say I like the site and joined it. Yes, I am a size queen and size does matter to me. But I think you have the theme of the site all wrong. The same as jdate or blackdate or christian date, there are more criteria than the theme itself. If I join Chistian singles, does it mean I only care about the person being Christian or not? Not true, there have to be other qualities about the person I like too. Same with 7orbetter. Does it mean because they have a big penis I will go with them. The answer is no, there has to be more, but I want to make sure he has a big one first ;)

  2. I know the saying “its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean”… but I’M saying you can’t get to England in a rowboat……

  3. Well, I am 7.5 inches long by nearly 6 inches thick and am attractive, athletic, 5′ 10″ 180 lbs, intelligent and good in the sack. My woman loves my dong and we have an excellent sex life. Generally speaking, I can keep it up for extended periods of time and routinely provide her multiple orgasms.

    If I were single, I would consider using the site. It doesn’t make you some sort of unattractive beast just because you have 7 or more. Generally, speaking I have not had issues attracting women, but people are free to do what they want.

      • Whatever? Whatever you people are stupid and if you are female probably deprived….and if you are male…well you really got issues. There are a quite few guys out there packing more wood than me. If you don’t believe it, I don’t give a sh*t!

        • Eeek, don’t get all butt hurt about it! I can’t imagine your penis in my head. Sounds like a can of veggies. Did you really measure yourself? If it’s really true, like I said, glad it works for you and the lady… but I would run screaming if I saw a real, live, trouser python… ;P

        • I was seeing a girl who left her boyfriend for a multitude of reasons, including his penis being short of 5 inches. I thought it was strange she would even know his dimensions. Well, we got ready to do it and I was rock hard and she pulls out a cloth tape measure (sewing kit type) and asked to measure it. She kept remarking at how big and thick it was and hell, up to that point I always thought I was normal or even small. In the mens looker room I don’t look too impressive, but I guess you can say I am a grower not a shower :)

  4. Trust me, peeps. I am packing 8X6, and the women that DO want to find out about it…..do. The wannabes get left on the sidelines. (Of course, you notice on the ‘net EVERY man claims it, few men prove it….keeps me in circulation without a lot of “challenge” from others)

    That said, I notice a lot of “progressive” females are….well, not a good catch. I personally love women that know ABSOLUTELY what they want, and when they want it. You know, it’s not magic. I went on 7 or Bigger simply because I fit the bill (along with other sites). Women who want that big bill…..they step right up, and the show is on the road.

    Of course size matters. Those that have never had it, know nothing of it. Those that have it, flaunt it, and pass it around. Those that want it find it. So on, and so forth.

    God forbid someone go to the grocery store and get what they want, to fill the need. And God forbid a woman want it big and plenty (and skilled to boot), with me providing it.

    It’s eerie in a way….we have come so far forward in humanity, we only go backwards….right ladies?
    I see dead people….too scared to try, too weak to want it, too habitual to expand…..

    Means I just have to work harder on my skillset, and become another legend to a gal who DOES want it, and never had it. Ahoy, mateys!

    • You have got to be kidding… I’m not talking about your wee wee but your bravado. Ugh, you sound like you talk too much and are very very into your…self. If I were a chubby dong chaser, I’d forgo your experienced (possibly diseased) pee-pee and buy myself an XXL dildo.

  5. I’ve been on the site for some time now
    and the best way to describe it is as a
    feeding frenzy of fake-pic fraudsters. Of the
    nearly 20 males I’ve corresponded with,
    every one of them-without exception-has
    sent me pictures of penises I have been
    seeing all over the internet for years. In
    some cases, I’ve been sent the exact same
    photos by multiple males. Another fact
    worth noting is the vast majority of guys on
    the site claim 11-12 inches. Many claim
    9-10, and still more venture into the realm
    of fantasy with absurd claims of 13, 14,
    even 15 inches. Also, there appears to be a
    good number of homosexual males posing
    as females on the site. Several of the guys
    I’ve corresponded with have complained of
    sending “their” photos to what they believe
    are women, only to have the person reveal
    after receiving the pix that they are actually
    gay men. Final verdict? Take the site with a
    grain of salt.

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